Nixing the Crime Scene (Part 2) The Ladder Fiasco
Nixing the Crime Scene (Part 2) the Ladder Fiasco
By Donnell Ann Bell
Last month on my day to blog I talked about a broken coffee cup handle that led to my spilling coffee all over my carpet. Nixing Crime Scene Cleanup as a Career | The Stiletto Gang I made light of that accident because though cosmetic, no harm was done. Today, I want to continue the saga because the accident that followed, e.g. the cleanup of said carpet and surrounding walls, was no laughing matter.
I’ve always been a “do it myself” kind of person. I clean my own house because I’ve learned that if I hire someone, I clean it before the housekeeper comes anyway. So, when I saw all the coffee that had splattered off onto my newly painted walls, I thought, well, this isn’t the great room with its twelve-feet ceilings, this was the master. The ceiling was only nine feet and the floor wasn’t tile, it was carpet.
Off I went to get our seven-foot ladder from the garage. I climbed the ladder, went up and down several times and completed the task with no problems. On the last fateful descent, however, I wrongfully assumed I was closer to the floor. Big mistake! I estimate I must have been closer to two or three feet off the floor.
I remember thinking when I landed, Thank God for the carpet because I could have been hurt far worse. When I hit the ground, it knocked the breath out of me, and as I lay there with my body parts screaming, I remember thinking Okay, I don’t think anything’s broken. But in the upcoming hours and days, I would discover bruises on my left butt and arm that were in a word Shocking! I’d never bruised so badly.
When I called my friend to complain, she said, “Oh, you didn’t count the rungs!!”
I did not. That was my second mistake. My first mistake was doing it in the first place without anybody home. As age creeps up on me, I’ve been in denial. I thought I was competent and in relatively good shape. You know that old saying about “Assuming,” though.

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I could have saved myself plenty of embarrassment and not blogged about my stupidity. But from what I’ve learned, I’m lucky to be here, and I want to share if it prevents another from making a similar mistake.
Falls are the second leading cause of unintentional injury and death all over the world.
- There are more than 300 ladder-related deaths and over 130,000 emergency room visits related to ladders each year.
- Ladders were the main cause of 161 fatal work injuries in 2020.
March is National Ladder Safety month. I wish I would have known and paid attention.
For anyone who will climb a ladder in the future, here is a vital link that talks about Safety First and the Three Point Contact rule when ascending or descending a ladder. Here is a great blog about the 3 Points of Contact 3 Points Of Contact Rule Of Ladder Safety
From the blog’s opening . . .The rationale behind this rule is that it ensures stability and minimizes the risk of falling off the ladder. Maintaining three points of contact distributes your weight more evenly. . . . I hope everyone who reads my blog about ladders will take a moment to study this blog and its in-depth information.
I will also add to this information to do as my friend suggested. Count the rungs when you’re going up and going down.
Everything a writer does is all material. However, this isn’t something I’m glad I experienced firsthand. Accidents happen, but this one could have been so easily avoided.
Glad you weren’t injured more than bruises and contusions. Every time I go into a Dr’s office, they all ask the same standard questions about health – including falls during the last 3 months. Your story is the illustration of why they ask that question — the dangers of falls to the slightly aging (we ain’t dead yet) public. Thanks for the ladder safety tips.
Thanks, Debra. I don’t think the doctor’s office was talking about my kind of fall. I hope they would think I was sharper than that 😉 LIve and learn!!!
I could see this information put to good use in a mystery 🙂
Feel free, Judy. Maybe I’m too close to it 😉
Nothing quite like having to explain to friends and family that no – I did this to myself. Facepalm. Glad you survived!
Exactly, Bethany. I’d rather have a facepalm than a faceplant 😉
You don’t have to be old to fall. Some of us are born klutzes! But falls and missteps do seem to happen more frequently the older we get, and our bodies don’t bounce back as quickly. So glad you didn’t break anything or hit your head, Donnell!
So true. And I have to admit that I had a bit of an ageist stubborn streak going on when I lugged out that ladder. Not any more. Once a klutz, … well, you know.
Thanks for the PSA. I have a great deal of respect for ladders these days, and these are good tips.
Thanks, Saralyn. I think they’re important and as Lois points on no matter what age!
Never heard of counting the rungs. Good advice, Donnell.
I think that is SO important, Gay. I thought I was close to the ground.
I know of someone who died falling off a ladder. It’s not a joke, and it’s amazing how much it can hurt to fall, even when you’re close to the ground. Even when you “know” how to fall, that skill is in a perfect world, and the world is rarely that. So glad it was only bruises. I did a stupid that was way stupider not too long ago and badly bruised or maybe even fractured a rib. It would be a writing challenge to describe what happened, LOL! And then you have to go to the doctor and either lie or confess when they routinely (at our age) ask if you’ve fallen in the last year.
TK, what a tragedy! Yes, clearly accidents are going to happen. We don’t have to go out of our way to contribute to them!! Hope you’re okay!!
So glad it wasn’t worse and thank you for this important reminder. I tend to be a, “get it done now and cry later” kinda gal, so this really hits home.
Glad I posted, Marie, I’m sure not getting on a ladder without using the 3-point system, counting the rungs and definitely not as lone. Be careful!
Omg, Donnell. Im so glad nothing serious happened. The fall was scary. I only use three rung ladders. Lol. Anything else is above my paygrade.
Vicki, you are a very wise woman!!!
Donnell, I’m so glad the consequences were not any wore than bad bruises. I was on the safety committee on my day job. It’s not just us older folks who run into problems. Younger people tend to overestimate their skills, balance, and luck.
Cathy, I have learned so much about ladders since this episode. Thanks for the additional feedback!
Oh dear, I fell off a ladder recently, too, but I landed on my head. Since the floor was carpeted and the fall didn’t knock me out and I wasn’t confused, as far as I could tell, it was okay. Getting off the floor was the hardest part. Definitely, do NOT climb a ladder when you’re alone in the house. Or maybe, in my case, at all. Glad you’re okay!!
Kaye, that’s terrifying that you “landed” on your head. I’m trying to visualize. And, my friend, you are exceptionally lucky!!! I’m with you. It will be a long time, if ever, I’m on a ladder again!
I have a friend who lost her husband to falling off a ladder a little over a year ago. She is really struggling with the sudden loss. You’ve written wise words, and I’d never thought to count the rungs either. Thanks!
Kathy, what a tragedy that could have been avoided. I hope your friend is getting stronger every day. Glad I wasn’t hurt badly or worse and was able to alert others to these safety issues. And yes count those rungs!!
I’m so sorry! That sounds like something I’d do. Your post is excellent for the klutzes among us! Thanks, and glad you weren’t seriously hurt.
Ana, thank you! I’m glad I’m not alone. So be careful! Appreciate you commiserating with me;)