Literary Wonder Drug

by Barbara Kyle

I’m feeling pretty happy these days because I’ve just finished writing
a new book, my twelfth novel.

However, during the eighteen months it took to complete, there were days when
the work was definitely not making me happy.

Luckily, my career as a writer has taught me how to deal with those “blah”
days. I take a literary anti-depressant. Powerful, but safe and reliable, it’s a
true wonder drug.

My literary anti-depressant of choice is any book by P.G.
Wodehouse, the genius who created the ineffable valet Jeeves and his inane but
lovable employer, Bertie Wooster. Whenever I feel down, a hit of Wodehouse’s
writing gives me a warm, mellow high.

Besides being a genius of madcap storytelling, Wodehouse
invented some marvelous words. Three examples:

Gruntled. Adjective meaning “contented,” the
antonym to “disgruntled,” coined in The Code of the Woosters
(1938): “He spoke with a certain what-is-it in his voice, and I could see that,
if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”

Persp. Short for “perspiration,” this first appeared
in The Inimitable Jeeves (1923): “The good old persp. was bedewing
my forehead by this time in a pretty lavish manner.”

Plobby. This describes the sound of a pig eating. It
appears in Blandings Castle (1935): “A sort of gulpy, gurgly,
plobby, squishy, wofflesome sound, like a thousand eager men drinking soup in a
foreign restaurant.”

Here’s the prescription for this literary wonder drug:

Dosage: One to three chapters every evening before bedtime.

Efficacy: 100%

Side effects: Tender abdomen from laughing; sore facial muscles from smiling;
stiff neck from shaking head repeatedly at the wonder of the author’s comic genius.

Contraindications: Do not take this drug if you
suffer from hard-heartedness or lack a sense of humor.

“Wodehouse’s world can never
stale. He will continue to release future generations from captivity that may
be more irksome than our own. He has made a world for us to live in and delight
in.” – Evelyn Waugh.

How about you? On a “blah” day what’s your literary
anti-depressant?

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Barbara Kyle is the author of the bestselling
Thornleigh Saga series of historical novels and of
acclaimed thrillers. Her latest novel of suspense is The Man from Spirit Creek. Over half a million
copies of her books have been sold. Barbara has taught
hundreds of writers in her online Masterclasses and many have become
award-winning authors. Visit Barbara at https://www.barbarakyle.com/