Call Me Old-Fashioned

I guess Mazel Tovs are in order. Nicole Richie announced on The Letterman Show that after two kids together, she and Joel Madden have decided to tie the knot.

Marriage-phobia to me is weird. You get married, and if you don’t like it, you get divorced. I’d like for folks to take it a little more seriously than Brittany Spears first Vegas 25-hour nuptials, but assuming no children are involved, it’s paperwork.

I can even understand those couples who take a principled, anti Prop-8 stand and declare “we’re not getting married until all couples have that choice.”

Where I get confused are those men and women who feel like the commitment to each other is harder than a commitment to a kid(s). Frankly, without children, you never have to see each other again. Once you have a baby, if you intend to be an involved parent, you’re going to be seeing a lot of that other person for the rest of your life. And if you really are committed to being a good parent, that means not bad-mouthing your ex- no matter what a jerk he/she may be. Are you listening Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin? How about you Sherri Shepherd? Putting kids in the middle is always, always wrong – period.

Sean Combs, of Puff Daddy/P Diddy/Diddy fame, delayed marriage until “the time is right.” He made that declaration while his long-time girlfriend, Kim Porter, was pregnant with twins. As he carefully explained, “I have to be ready to get married.” So, in the end, Kim and he split, and he’s the father to five kids by three different women – but doesn’t have a divorce paper in his safety deposit box. Now maybe he’ll get the Father of the Year award, but I have to wonder about anyone who gives his sixteen year old son a $360,000 car as a birthday gift. Actually, I’ve got questions for anyone who gives a car of any vintage or price to a 16-year-old. Maybe he didn’t want the kid to practice on his Rolls?

But the point is, parenting is more than money – although obviously, I expect all parents to financially support their minor children. I’m not even going to say Bravo, Sean, for working out child support arrangements with all the mothers. He’s supposed to do that.

Nor am I suggesting that having kids precludes divorce if the marriage is unworkable or unfixable. (I understand that for gay couples, marriage, and therefore divorce, is not yet an option is most states). But a clear, strong commitment between parents pre-kids would certainly be on my list of prerequisites prior to deciding to have kids. If nothing else, it tells your children that commitment to another person is not only possible, but wonderful.

But in the meantime, is Nicole registered at Bed, Bath, and Beyond?

Marian, the Northern half of Evelyn David

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6 replies
  1. Anonymous
    Anonymous says:

    I hear what you're saying. I'm confused by people who have kids but don't get married. I'm also confused by couples who will buy a house together and not be married. Guess I'm old-fashioned, too. I like being married.

  2. Misa
    Misa says:

    First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes baby in the baby carriage.

    Wonder what kids sing nowadays?! First comes lust, then comes I think I love you, but I'm not ready to be committed, then comes baby, and we'll talk about marriage later. Lalalalala!!!!

  3. Marilyn Meredith a.k.a. F. M. Meredith
    Marilyn Meredith a.k.a. F. M. Meredith says:

    Since I've been married for nearly 59 years, of course I'm a bit prejudiced. When they do it the way so many are doing, it's far too easy to walk away when things don't go right.

    Of course my husband and I had problems, some huge, but we didn't end our marriage because of them.

    If you start over with someone new, you've got all the same things to get used to–far too much trouble as far as I'm concerned.

    Like someone once told me years and years ago–no one will love your kids like their father does.


  4. The Stiletto Gang
    The Stiletto Gang says:

    Thanks for all your comments. I wondered if I were the only one with this reaction — glad to know I'm not alone!


  5. Marilyn Meredith a.k.a. F. M. Meredith
    Marilyn Meredith a.k.a. F. M. Meredith says:

    The photo of the three babies reminds me of a grandnephews twins, one is light and the other dark–mom is Jamaican and the boy twin looks like her, the girl twin like my sis's side of the family. They are adorable, but people always take a second look. And yes, they are married, happily so.

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