Strange Stuff
for our next novel. This week lots of strange stuff showed up on my radar –
most of it would be unbelievable in a work of fiction. Still maybe we’ll find
some way to use it.
freezer for 4 days. Details are a little hazy over how she got in there. Police
reports say foul play is not suspected. Most surprising to me is that she had
that much extra room in her freezer. I know if I buy two gallons of ice cream
at the same time, the frozen peas have to be tossed to make space.
attic. And this was twelve years after they broke up. When he got out of prison,
he looked her up. Or rather down – he was sneaking looks at her through the
heating vents. Apparently he just moved into the crawlspace, making a human
nest amongst her winter coats. She heard noises but thought she had
“poltergeist stuff going on” in her house.
Moral of the story – when things go bump in the night, don’t call a
psychic – call an exterminator. Works equally well for both cockroaches and
ex-boyfriends.
too much spare time on their hands. Pretending to be Bigfoot could get you some
attention – I’ll give him that. But pretending to be Bigfoot (although dressed
in a camouflaged costume) and standing in the middle of the highway traffic
means you’re just not playing with enough marbles. Usually that would be enough
of a story – but the reporter goes on to hint at a conspiracy. Maybe someone
paid this idiot in an attempt to get a pseudo- reality television show to film
in their community. See, you really couldn’t use this stuff as a plot in a novel
– readers would never buy it.
Sullivan Investigations Mystery
Murder Off the Books Kindle – Nook – Smashwords – Trade Paperback
Murder Takes the Cake Kindle – Trade Paperback (exclusive to Amazon for 90 days)
Riley Come Home (short story)- Kindle – Nook – Smashwords
Moonlighting at the Mall (short story) – Kindle – Nook – Smashwords
Brianna Sullivan Mysteries – e-book series
I Try Not to Drive Past Cemeteries– Kindle – Nook – Smashwords
The Dog Days of Summer in Lottawatah– Kindle – Nook – Smashwords
The Holiday Spirit(s) of Lottawatah– Kindle – Nook – Smashwords
Undying Love in Lottawatah- Kindle – Nook – Smashwords
A Haunting in Lottawatah – Kindle – Nook – Smashwords
Lottawatah Twister – Kindle – Nook – Smashwords
Missing in Lottawatah – Kindle – Nook – Smashwords
Good Grief in Lottawatah – Kindle – Nook – Smashwords
Summer Lightning in Lottawatah – Kindle – Nook – Smashwords
The Ghosts of Lottawatah – trade paperback collection of the Brianna e-books
Book 1 – I Try Not to Drive Past Cemeteries (includes the first four Brianna e-books)
Book 2 – A Haunting in Lottawatah (includes the 5th, 6th, and 7th Brianna e-books)
Romances
Love Lessons – Kindle – Nook – Smashwords
I know, Rhonda. Some things I read in the news and even things I've seen in real life would be unbelievable if you put them in a novel. Editors and readers would say, "Oh, come on now!"
I find myself thinking of the missing-presumed-dead DA in the Sandusky-Penn State child molestation scandal. He knew about it and presumably had been politically pressured against prosecuting since after that he didn't like Sandusky a bit. He was about to retire (which might have left him free to pursue Sandusky perhaps by going to the feds). He disappears. His car is found in a river, as is his laptop with the hard drive taken out and smashed to pieces. His money's sat untouched in his bank for years. Now, there's evidence arising that Sandusky was part of a giant boy-victim-procuring ring that included the wealthy and powerful. Seems like a mystery novel plot to me.